I’m in love with cities I’ve never been to and people I’ve never met.

when people ask you “What’s the name of that actor [blah blah vague description]” and you purposefully give it a 5 second pause and pretend to think it over because if you just shoot the answer at them they might get a little bit scared.

(Source: russiancohle, via musicalsandfeminism)


meadowkitten:

ok apparently if a duckling imprints on a human and doesn’t meet other ducklings he ends up believing he’s a human too. that’s unbelievable. what if im just a duckling with an overactive imagination. what if im just a sleeping duckling and this is all a dream

(via dingdongyouarewrong)


tateyarna-ayano:

finDING GOOD QUALITY STUFF FOR SUPER CHEA P

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(via shouldnt)



liam-dunbarr:

the funniest thing during that episode was Jordan’s face when he thought he was worth 5 dollars

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(via obrienosaur)



spongebob:

gerardkingofhell:

softroot:

Sometimes i forget scallops swim like this its hilarious

I THOUGHT THAT ONLY HAPPENED ON SPONGEBOB

“After all this time, it seems to me like straight and fast is the only way out- but I choose the labyrinth. The labyrinth blows, but I choose it.”
broadwaycom:

Uber Hot Shot! Get a glittery first glimpse of Andrew Rannells in HEDWIG AND THE ANGRY INCH